Calamity-Coyote

Well, most of you know me as Calamity, Cal, or (only my parents) Calamitous. I'm 18 years-old (24 is my toon age 'cause I can't age unless I stop getting laughs) and I have the world's most BEEEE-YOUUUU-TA-FUL girlfriend, Serenity. My nemesis is an orange and red roadrunner my age named Beeper or Lil' Beeper. As long as I can remember, I've always been the smartest Coyote sibling and the quietest (on screen). My mentor/idol/god is I mean, this guy taught me everything there is to know about ACME, roadrunners, wildouttakes, etc...

In March of 2011, my first account was deleted by my stupid and revengeful cousins. They hacked my account, and made up a lie that I was dying. I found out the next morning when I tried to log on and there was an right next to my name! Don't worry; they suffered my wrath. I created this account in April of 2011 to continue my legacy as a junior super genius, brother, and friend.

My Best Buddy: In the wise (reworded) words of Frodo Baggins: "Cal wouldn't have gotten far without Wakko..."

As of now (and forever) requests, art trades, colabs, etc. are for CLOSE FRIENDS ONLY. Don't even bother asking if you and I aren't buds.

Current Residence: ACME Acres
Aliases: Calamitous, Sir Cal-A-Lot, New York Coyote, Caldo Coyote, That Lanky Blue Coyot', C.C., Greatest of All Calamities, etc.
Favourite genre of music: classical and jazz (swing jazz)
Favourite style of art: Cartoons (American Cartoons)
Operating System: Mac
Skin of choice: I pre-fur my fur
Favourite cartoon character: Myself, Wile E. Coyote, the Animaniacs, etc.
Personal Quote: "Fuhgeddaboudit, bub."

I DON'T WATCH BACK. DON'T EVEN ASK BECAUSE IT WILL PISS ME OFF.